Thursday, May 20, 2010

Would a woody softener sell?

so they have invented stool softeners. what about woody softeners? to fix those times when its just not appropriate to have a hammer visible in your pocket. no more needing to hang papers over your waist when a busty woman stands next to you in line. would you buy a pill? or maybe it could be like a deck of janet reno or hillary clinton trading cards.

Would a woody softener sell?
I think if it was advertised the right way it might. Also, it would have to be really fast acting, like a breath strip or something. I guess it could just be like some kind of calming formula like they use for kids with ADHD.
Reply:No freaking way. Too unpredictable. Maybe in an hour you WANT a woody - now what???!!!
Reply:Its allways appropriate to get a woody. Just do it.
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Damn you Swayze!!
Reply:ha ha that is funny well i think it could happen but side effects could be crucial bec what if it reduces ur sex drive so much u will not have the need to have sex anymore, i just suggest u should think or a football team in the showers or something or think of something that REALLY grosses u out like vomiting and u should feel better. and by the way stool softeners and woody softeners are two TOTALLY different things.


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